re: Thanksgiving mishap checkin thread

I free balled as well today....

Side note/unrelated to original thread...

Back in college I free balled one day and zipped some skin on the top of my pecker (the head). The pain was horrible as I stood at the urinal. I looked around panicking because I didn't want anybody to walk in on this, so I quickly and painfully made my way to a stall.

Once I got inside I knew I had a decision to make. As I stood there clamy and slightly nauseous in pain facing my predicament I knew there was only one option. I quickly pulled down my zipper all the way taking two pieces of dick meat right off. The holes weren't bad enough to go to the ER, but bad enough that I knew they would be hurting for awhile.

I dreaded the thought of a Something about Mary moment, but luckily it wasn't that bad. I went back to class and told a couple people why I was twisting in discomfort the whole time. It hurt when I sweat for a couple days...the point is when free balling be extra careful when zipping.