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re: did the Onion cross a line?
Posted on 10/21/15 at 9:54 am to chalmetteowl
Posted on 10/21/15 at 9:54 am to chalmetteowl
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I am writing today to inform you all that, in order to end this 106-year-long title drought, you must find me, and you must kill me,” read the statement released by Bartman’s lawyer, which went on to say that as long as he lives and breathes, “so too does the Cubs’ curse go on.” “I must be killed by a dagger, clutched in the hand of a true Cubs fan, plunged directly into my heart, and only then can the Cubs win a World Series title. Be warned: Should I be killed by any other means, the curse will last for another 100 years. I will be here waiting for you.”
Dang.Somebody is gonna kill him.
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