re: Why do you have(traditionally) to give a two weeks notice, but your company can

In my last job (which was a bullshite summer job that dogs could do), I gave them a month notice because I wasn't going to stay once school started back up

My direct manager decided to try and make my last couple weeks a living hell because she's a count so I just didn't show up the last week. I wouldn't want that reference from those dumbfricks anyway so I didn't mind the burned bridge