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Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:05 am to Fratastic423
This is my favorite part of their bullshite story...
and then Kovac read the scroll and was magically transported to the land of Bullshitia where he rode a Luck Dragon and saved the princess by giving her his magical root beer elixir...
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Dating back to the 1600’s in Europe, one of Kovac’s grandfathers was a captain of a ship. When he wasn’t chartering courses through the open seas, the Captain would enjoy an occasional game of cards. In the game, the stakes were elevated to the point where one unfortunate card-player wagered a brewery. With one lucky hand, the Captain had won the brewery, and thus the profession of Brew-master was born into the Kovac bloodline. As water was scarce on the ships, the on-board brewery encouraged the spirits of the sea-wary deckhands and travelers alike. Later and naturally, the Captain had become Master Phillips of the Bell Ship that brought early settlers and some of the founders to America from Europe.
Kovac's mother handed Tim the dusty, leather-bound scroll. Within it were inscribed recipes dating back to the 1600's. The last ones to enjoy these brews are remembered in history books from which we studied while in school....
and then Kovac read the scroll and was magically transported to the land of Bullshitia where he rode a Luck Dragon and saved the princess by giving her his magical root beer elixir...
This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 9:07 am
Posted on 9/3/15 at 7:46 pm to Fratastic423
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Too funny. Whoever told you that is full of shite. The "brewery" couldn't make enough to keep up with your single bar.
Son, I'm going to have to ask you to rub a few brain cells together before responding to my posts. Of course I'm not talking about one on premise account, I'm talking about multiple markets
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Well that's weird...it's in basically every store that sells alcohol up here in the Chicago burbs. Even 7-11 and grocery stores carry it by the pallet
That would be because you are in the same state as the brewery. I'm right up next to the GOM. I imagine they would keep their local area stocked up as the costs of doing so should be cheaper than getting it down by me.
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