re: Parrot spits on dog and calls him a f*cking c*nt

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I want a parrot.

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No, you don't. Those things are noisy as hell, messy as hell, make dust like a talcum powder factory, and they live forever, unless you kill them first by being careless with new non-stick cookware. That said, I do consider them great pets for people who live far enough away from me and will let me visit once in a while.