re: What were some funny things your high school coach did/said?

When we played Bantam we had a coach that would make us fight against the other team to "toughen us up"

We would huddle up, he'd be there smoking his Pall Malls with a raspy smokers voice that smelt like an ashtray and call the play..... Kick the persons arse in front of you on hut and dont stop still the whistle blows......ready break, and we had to fight whomever we were lined up against.