re: Annual Bundesliga prediction thread

Gladbach and Wolfsburg are quite the spectacle to watch. Anywhoo....

If you are a sadist for punishment and disappointment, then pick Schalke or Bayer Leverkusen.

If you are a fairweather fan, pick Bayern Munchen or BVB.

If you are a piece of shite, pick Eintracht Frankfurt.

If you are a plastic, pick Hoffenheim.

If you are a German sports car aficionado, pick Stuttgart or Ingolstadt.

If you are cool and hip, pick Augsburg or Cologne or Mainz

If you are a contrarian a-hole, pick Darmstadt

If you smell like fish, pick Werder Bremen

If you are stupid to pick this team because your family is from there, pick Hertha, HSV, or Hannover