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re: Under 40 Grandmas...Anyone out there know any women like this?

Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:05 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
114178 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:05 pm to
I don't hang out with pieces of trash, so not really.

There was this one time I was in a bar in Fayetteville AR and a trashy woman looking well into her 40s was sitting next to me at a bar. She told me her grandmother passed away the month before, and since mine had a few months before, I told her mine did as well, but Ithen tell her that at least they all lived to a ripe old age. She tells me her grandmother didn't. I ask her how old she was, and she said 65. I asked her how that was possible. She said her grandmother had her mother when she was 13 and her mother had her when she was 14.

Well, I'm bewildered and have a good buzz going, and then say "Well.... that's fricked up." She flips her shite, "How is that fricked up?!" I then tell her that impregnating someone who just had her first period is pretty damn illegal in this country. She then gets all high and mighty saying that's how people did it back then, and I smart off saying that I agreed, but only in Bethlehem and the Middle Ages. Woman starts flipping out anymore, and I figure it might be a good idea to leave at that point before she gets some crackhead down there to kick my arse.
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