re: Anyone Know a Scientologist?

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One time I was walking down the street and decided to take a free personality test. The test administrator told me I was super depressed and that the Church of Scientology could help me if I paid $240. So I gave them the $240, which I had been saving for a new bike, and I was taken into an auditing room where an attendant checked my thetan levels using an E-Meter. She couldn't believe my test results so she sent them off to headquarters in Los Angeles. The president of Scientology told me my scores were so high, that I must be the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. It was pretty weird.

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