re: The cray cray is out: GOAT stories

Once you experience the true crazy of woman you will be much more cautious in the dating scene.

I once called the sheriff's office telling them I was kicking a woman out of my house because she refused to leave. I was anticipating all sorts of bs accusations. They were of course no help at all. Did not give a frick.

Once I got her to leave it was a week solid of calls and txts to me and my parents with all kinds of nasty shite. Thankfully she didn't accuse me of a crime because you damn sure know the sheriff would be out to arrest me with the quickness.