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re: Norm Macdonald fascinates me.
Posted on 5/20/15 at 9:25 am to Kafka
Posted on 5/20/15 at 9:25 am to Kafka
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NM is in my hall of fame if only for one joke. He was doing the SNL Weekend Update in '95 or so and said this, in his matter-of-fact tone of voice and with an incredulous semi-smirk on his face:
"After the OJ Simpson acquittal verdict was announced, Washington DC mayor Marion Berry urged both white Americans and black Americans... To help get him some crack."
My favorite Weekend Update joke of Norm was him showing a picture a a burning Vietnamese village with children running from it and crying, and Norm says "In other news, Woody Allen is dating again!"
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 11:45 am to OMLandshark
UFC and WEC have merged to form a new sport....murder
A jockey got arrested for domestic violence..."Now folks there isn't anything funny about domestic violence...except when a really tiny person does it...I bet she has lots of marks...on her legs."
A jockey got arrested for domestic violence..."Now folks there isn't anything funny about domestic violence...except when a really tiny person does it...I bet she has lots of marks...on her legs."
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