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re: What your favorite rifle cartridge says about you
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:57 am to Pepperidge
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:57 am to Pepperidge
.300 WM :
You're the type of guy that isn't afraid of change. Sure, a .308 can punch holes in targets from 800 yards, but only if you lob it like a Howitzer shell. You like a cartridge that shoots flat like a laser and hits like a Mack truck. You don't need follow up shots. It dies where it falls, no tracking wounded animals. You don't like the front shoulder meat anyway. You've got a big dick, big truck, and big gun. You're not afraid of recoil like those city slickers who shoot those pussy arse small caliber pop guns. Magnum bitches, condoms and rifle. So load up your big dick and big rifle in your big truck and hit the road, cause this bad boy will kill anything in North America.
You're the type of guy that isn't afraid of change. Sure, a .308 can punch holes in targets from 800 yards, but only if you lob it like a Howitzer shell. You like a cartridge that shoots flat like a laser and hits like a Mack truck. You don't need follow up shots. It dies where it falls, no tracking wounded animals. You don't like the front shoulder meat anyway. You've got a big dick, big truck, and big gun. You're not afraid of recoil like those city slickers who shoot those pussy arse small caliber pop guns. Magnum bitches, condoms and rifle. So load up your big dick and big rifle in your big truck and hit the road, cause this bad boy will kill anything in North America.
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 12:20 pm
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