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re: How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Posted on 4/22/15 at 9:21 am to BeauCephus307
Posted on 4/22/15 at 9:21 am to BeauCephus307
A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room.
As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color."
The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"
He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but proceeded with her tour.
"In this room, I was thinking of an offblue."
Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"
This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it painted in a light rose color.
And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!"
Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my window every time I tell you the color I would like the room?"
The contractor replied, "I have a crew of Aggies laying sod across the street."
As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color."
The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"
He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but proceeded with her tour.
"In this room, I was thinking of an offblue."
Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"
This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it painted in a light rose color.
And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!"
Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my window every time I tell you the color I would like the room?"
The contractor replied, "I have a crew of Aggies laying sod across the street."
Posted on 4/22/15 at 9:46 am to lsuroadie
i once went to kyle field and noticed two aggies climbing the flag pole at the top of the stadium
when I got closer, I noticed that the one climbing the pole had a tape measure. the one at the bottom of the pole was holding the other end. the one climbing kept slipping down and that's when I asked what the hell he was doing. he said that they had a project for their engineering class that said to measure how tall the flag pole was at the stadium.
I asked them why didn't they just remove the pole and lay it down and measure it and then put it back up.
they said, "he doesn't want to know how long it is, dumbass"
when I got closer, I noticed that the one climbing the pole had a tape measure. the one at the bottom of the pole was holding the other end. the one climbing kept slipping down and that's when I asked what the hell he was doing. he said that they had a project for their engineering class that said to measure how tall the flag pole was at the stadium.
I asked them why didn't they just remove the pole and lay it down and measure it and then put it back up.
they said, "he doesn't want to know how long it is, dumbass"
Posted on 4/22/15 at 5:21 pm to lsuroadie
What do you call a really hot chick in College Station?,,,,, A Tourist.
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