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re: Seifeld S2 E6 "The Chinese Restaurant"

Posted on 4/10/15 at 5:55 pm to
Posted by BamaSaint
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Posted on 4/10/15 at 5:55 pm to
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Good one on now, library episode with Mr. Bookman

Hard to choose but Bookman is one of my favorites

"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.... Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over."
Posted by HeadChange
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Posted on 4/10/15 at 6:08 pm to
That rant is so awesome. And Jerry trying to keep a straight face during it is funny too
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
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Posted on 4/10/15 at 8:20 pm to
71? Bad year for libraries.

Here's another from 'The Note':

George: I think it moved.

Jerry: Moved?

George: It may have moved, I don't know.

Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move.

George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.

Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other
side.

George: No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.

Jerry: Okay, so what if it moved?

George: That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.

Jerry: That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of
contact.

George: You think it's contact? It has to be touched?

Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me.
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