re: Have you ever been (forcibly) removed from an event or establishment?

I don't think I ever figured out if I knew you. Did you ever live with a girl whose first name was a city in Georgia?

I'll add another one:
Got kicked out of like 3 bars after drinking until the morning and this dude I was with picked up a nasty hooker. Didn't know the dude at all, but we were drinking buddies from the night before and had been up all night. Every bar we'd go into, she would immediately scream that she wanted ice. I mean, like right when we walked in. I would go up to the bar and ask for a cup since I'm a nice, upstanding white guy, and the bartenders kept telling me to gtfo. Didn't figure out why we kept getting kicked out until after the third place. Evidently she wasn't talking about the water kind of ice