re: Ever called 911?

I have called several times for different reasons. Can't remember them all.

Best one was back around Christmas 2007. I was on the phone with my ex and heard a crunch that could only be from a car. I run out the front door and there is an older two door Buick on its roof in my front yard. He rolled it like 4 times. I sprint down there to check on the driver, thinking he is probably in pieces. There was no need for that, dude was fine, at least physically. He crawled out of a window that was only 8 inches wide, completely drunk off his arse. I asked if he was alright, he proceeded to say to me "Tell em to call Jo Coch". He repeated it about 10 times before I realized through his slurring that he meant Johnny Cochran. Which I found hilarious. Then his buddy drove up and he tried to hop in with him and leave before I grabbed him. Alcohol makes us do crazy things. I wish I could mime for y'all how he "explained" that he swerved to avoid another car. Freaking hysterical.