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re: Spinoff: how do fat couples find each other?

Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:31 pm to
Posted by BayouBlue386
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:31 pm to
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BabyTac


Given all your threads about running, Tinder, and having a single guys' weekend for valentine's day...

You might wanna quit focusing on looks and develop a personality.


I'm sure fat couples meet just like everyone else.

And if you're a fat guy with a good looking girl and you aren't rich, it means you have game.

You know, the ability to talk to a woman, that thing you wish you could do before you freeze up, run home, and feverishly flog your ticklebutton with your own tears as the only source of lubricant.
This post was edited on 4/1/15 at 3:33 pm
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:33 pm to
Upvote.
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

You know, the ability to talk to a woman, that thing you wish you could do before you freeze up, run home, and feverishly flog your ticklebutton with your own tears as the only source of lubricant.


You are butthurt as frick, but this line is still golden.
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3298 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 5:15 pm to
That was beautiful. Definitely gonna have to use that one.
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