re: Getting Mike The Tiger Into His Cage

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Keep the him healthy and lively why make our majestic loved tiger endure stress and uncomforted over tradition?

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He sure seemed to be healthy, lively, & stress free & comfortable from 2007-2013. Don't feed me that stress bullshite. The dude has to work 30 minutes for 8 days out of the year. That's four hours a year. They can get him in that cage & he will be fine for 30 minutes. This is the work of PETA trying to get him off campus.

I'm telling yall this is step 1. He's not going to make a single game this year.

Just don't be surprised after step 2 when Mike VI passes to never see a live tiger again.

And 15 years from now when you take your kids/grandkids to tiger stadium there will be a PITA headquarters where Mikes cage used to be. As you pass this PETA headquarters you're going to say, you know Billy (Billy is your future grandkid) that's where a real live tiger used to live. And little Billy's eyes are going to light up and gonna say "Wow! A real live tiger... What happened Grandpa?"

Then you will respond shamefully, "No one listened to whoisnickdoobs Billy. No one listened"


Do it for Billy guys. Do it for Billy.