re: Girls discuss the most ratchet things they've done this Spring break (NSFW)

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Did you miss the part about it being spring break?

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Not at all, I meant that their wild and hedonistic week of debauchery is a slow weekend for most of us.
Where are the charges of committing a lewd act while wearing a Big Bird costume? Why weren't midgets involved?

I worry about kids these days. They don't know how to have a good time.