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re: Toilet Paper Spinoff: Sit or Stand to wipe?

Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:10 pm to
Posted by AnonymousTiger
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2012
4863 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:10 pm to
If we're being real honest here, and I hope we all are, then the process really goes like this:

Stand up, turn around and admire my previous 10 minutes worth of work. Bend over. Wipe front to back. Observe soilness level of tp to determine future number of wipes necessary. Bend over again; wipe. Observe once again. Bend over further for better angle; wipe again. Flush once tp comes out clean.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:28 pm to
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Stand up, turn around and admire my previous 10 minutes worth of work. Bend over. Wipe front to back. Observe soilness level of tp to determine future number of wipes necessary. Bend over again; wipe. Observe once again. Bend over further for better angle; wipe again. Flush once tp comes out clean.


well said. this is exactly what i do
Posted by Mad_Mardigan
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2012
1926 posts
Posted on 3/20/15 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

If we're being real honest here, and I hope we all are, then the process really goes like this:

Stand up, turn around and admire my previous 10 minutes worth of work. Bend over. Wipe front to back. Observe soilness level of tp to determine future number of wipes necessary. Bend over again; wipe. Observe once again. Bend over further for better angle; wipe again. Flush once tp comes out clean.


Amen
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