re: Biggest BS ticket you've ever received?

Didn't happen to me, but to my uncle (I was in the car). After the '06 Sugar Bowl, we were leaving a parking garage, and my uncle turned the wrong way on a one way street. There were no signs in the garage, no signs at that part of the street, and no cars parked along side to indicate it was one way.

A couple of guys walking buy yelled that we were going the wrong way. My uncle put the car into reverse to back up and turn around right as a cop car pulled on to the street.

They got him out of the car, asked if he had been drinking (had a beer with dinner 4 hours earlier), gave him a field sobriety test. He explained the situation, but they still gave him a ticket.