re: Nobody fly on United Airlines anymore!

What if they hire fighter pilots? Those guys are the worst. Could even do well enough in training to earn a big plane on drop night. Sure they were good at flying nimble little jets but how will they ever learn to handle a slow moving airliner? Not to mention learning to deal with the passengers and flight attendants bitching on top of that.

I also heard turbulence is 100% made up. They just do it because they either suck at flying straight and level or because they want to piss off the passengers.