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re: Three armed men invade your home at 2am. What do you do?
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:34 am to theunknownknight
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:34 am to theunknownknight
Call 911. Get my shot gun from next to the bed that is fully loaded and my 9mm out of the night stand. Give 9mm to wife and have her hide on the ground in the closet. Take shotgun to hallway and wait for soon to be dead intruders to get in my line of sight.
ETA: This is all assuming the see and hear my rottie that will be barking and growling while they're fiddling around trying to get in and still decide my house is the one they have to get in.
ETA 2: Considering your 5th point, my plan is the same unless one of the points of entry is my bedroom window. That guy is getting blasted while he tries to get in.
ETA: This is all assuming the see and hear my rottie that will be barking and growling while they're fiddling around trying to get in and still decide my house is the one they have to get in.
ETA 2: Considering your 5th point, my plan is the same unless one of the points of entry is my bedroom window. That guy is getting blasted while he tries to get in.
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 7:39 am
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Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:39 am to LNCHBOX
Jump on the internet an post a WWOTD thread. If all goes well maybe follow up with a WYHI thread or WOWYHI thread. 
I'd throw my wife at them as a distraction and grab my two kids and get the hell out of there.
I'd throw my wife at them as a distraction and grab my two kids and get the hell out of there.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:39 am to LNCHBOX
delete - duplicate
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 7:40 am
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:06 am to LNCHBOX
quote:Note to self: don't break in LNCHBOX's house.
Call 911. Get my shot gun from next to the bed that is fully loaded and my 9mm out of the night stand. Give 9mm to wife and have her hide on the ground in the closet. Take shotgun to hallway and wait for soon to be dead intruders to get in my line of sight.
ETA: This is all assuming the see and hear my rottie that will be barking and growling while they're fiddling around trying to get in and still decide my house is the one they have to get in.
ETA 2: Considering your 5th point, my plan is the same unless one of the points of entry is my bedroom window. That guy is getting blasted while he tries to get in.
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