re: Stories about awkard or embarrassing moments with women

Probably the best would be when I met a girl out after the LSU game. We both get ripped and are horny as hell and looking for somewhere to get busy. We decide not to drive since both of us can barely stand...she says she has a friend that has an apartment across the street, but she doesn't have a key...but she thinks she can break in. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

So we get to the apartment, and evidently her friend is gone home for the semester, but we've come this far, so nothing is stopping us now...homegirl pulls out her credit card and breaks her way in. We get inside and it's no holds barred animal shite all over this apartment crashing shite off the walls, knocking lamps over.

We end up in the friend's roommate's bed...I pull out a condom and put it on, but due to whiskey dick and the fact that this chick isn't exactly a stunner, I can't finish, so I flick the condom off and we both pass out but arse naked in this random girl's bed...We both wake up around 7-7:30 still horny and bang it out.

We attempt to find the condoms used the night before, but they are nowhere to be found. We just say frick it, clean up best we can... and leave and lock up...I drop her off at the sorority house. She left later that day to study abroad and I never spoke to her again.

I think all the time about where the lost condom(s) were and how the girl reacted when she found them...