re: Breaking news: Non-referee entered refs locker room and took game balls

90 seconds video proof of human going to bathroom:
7.5 Seconds Per Ball

Occam's Razor; which is more likely:

Guy stops to take a leak(pun intended). Has to place bags of balls away from 'splash' area, get through clothing for access, take leak, re-group clothing, wash hands(maybe), check look in mirror(maybe), pick up ball bags and exit to deliver balls according to whatever schedule was in place - takes 90 seconds.

or

Guy surreptitiously goes to bathroom in heavily secured stadium with security cameras capturing every movement short short of bodily functions in a bathroom, has 7.5 seconds (8.2 using 11) per ball to: remove and track from bag, deflate to a purported exact pressure, track and put back into bag, exit and deliver balls according to whatever schedule was in place.

The sore losers and Crotch Grabber fans (and, of course, most of the craven media) will twist and contort to show that this 'proves' what? That the Pats have an extensive training operation that ferrets out only the most dexterous and accurate ball boys who can pick locks blind-folded, do amazing acts of prestidigitation with cards, and -most importantly- deflate balls to exact pressures in a matter of only seconds in order to give the Pats a completely unfair advantage resulting in every single one of their victories?

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