re: Office etiquette - Coworkers overstay their welcome in your office/won't leave

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Keep your door closed.

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I've said this, but he doesn't like to do that. And neither do I really.

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Pull out of your phone and say "I have to take this"

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That is to the point where it isn't working as much anymore, and one of them actually asked "Who was that?" last time I called and he answered.

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Fart

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On command?

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Yawn and put your head down

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Could work, but they would sit there. No doubt.

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Tell a racist joke
Tell a sexist joke

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That would keep them more interested in staying IMO.

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Say you had Taco Bell last night and you're about to shite your pants and run out of there.

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Seems like the only reasonable option so far.