re: Commercials That Are Pissing You Off Vol. 225

quote:

---

he blue ribbon baby is the one where a guy - presumably at some sort of Canadian/bizarro BW3 - gets surprised and is permitted to play Electric Football with Jimmy Johnson. What a fricking ripoff. Bucs fan get a full blown Macy's parade float, cheerleaders, likable players, along with good food and alcohol ALL IN THE COMFORT OF HIS BACKYARD.

Meanwhile the Cowboys fan, who has already resigned himself to spending actual time and money at some godawful "C'mon down at lunch with your coworkers and slam a yard of beer...your boss'll ne'er be the wiser...also SPORTS and WYNGZ" type of chain shithole is now forced to play arguably the worst game since Hoop with Stick with a loudmouthed blowhard. There is zero fun to be had playing Electric Football. ZERO. Ooh lookit them plastic pieces movin' around! Hoo boy this sure beats every other board game ever made. Yessiree! It simply does not get better than this.

If they're trying to make this guy kill himself, then they get top marks. But if they thought for one second that vibrating plastic pieces on a metal sheet and a washed up dicknose yelling in your face would be the ULTIMATE FAN EXPERIENCE then they clearly have the same ad agency as the one that made the Vikings/Eagles/Bengals/Cowboys/Steelers drivel.

---