re: At my girlfriends parents house without her, what do I do.

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I'm currently at my girlfriends parents house in Houston waiting for her plane to land in 3 hours. It's only her parents and me and I have only met them twice. We're currently watching the science channel and learning about solar storms. What are my options, I need some ideas.

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Tell them you need to step out to buy condoms. This will let them know you are responsible, but also the boss of this whole relationship.

When you return, tell them you just wanted to get away from them, you and "insert girlfriends name here" don't even use condoms. This will show you have a sense of humor.