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re: Darn this board is depressing.Where are the aggie jokes?
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:01 pm to Violent Tally
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:01 pm to Violent Tally
TL;DR, but I've always liked this one:
Man is driving down a country road in SE Texas. He sees a chicken standing on the side of the road, near the shoulder, so he slows down to pass. As he reaches the chicken, he notices it has 3 legs. When he gets about even, the chicken takes off at a sprint. The guy is intrigued so he speeds up - 25, 30, 35 miles per hour. Finally, when he gets to about 45 miles an hour, the chicken finds another gear and sprints away like the roadrunner in those old Looney Tunes cartoons.
He sees the chicken turn off onto a drive leading into a pasture or enclosure about a quarter mile ahead. Still intrigued, the man turns onto the dirt drive and sees a sign "Texas A&M Agricultural Research Station" posted. He pulls into the fenced enclosure and sees dozens of three-legged chickens, happily pecking at the ground with about a half a dozen college students slinging feed from buckets around them. He sees an older gentleman with a lab coat and clipboard. Figuring he's in charge, he approaches and says -
Man: "Excuse me, sir. What is this place?"
Lab Coat: "This an aTm research facility."
Man: "So, what's with the three-legged chickens?"
Lab Coat: "You noticed that, huh? Well, our research has shown that children's favorite piece of chicken is the drumstick. This project seeks to increase the yield of chicken legs by 50%. We've also done some genetic modifications to try and improve the taste, as well."
Man: "That's amazing work, really. Do they taste better?"
Lab Coat: "No clue. We haven't caught one, yet."
Man is driving down a country road in SE Texas. He sees a chicken standing on the side of the road, near the shoulder, so he slows down to pass. As he reaches the chicken, he notices it has 3 legs. When he gets about even, the chicken takes off at a sprint. The guy is intrigued so he speeds up - 25, 30, 35 miles per hour. Finally, when he gets to about 45 miles an hour, the chicken finds another gear and sprints away like the roadrunner in those old Looney Tunes cartoons.
He sees the chicken turn off onto a drive leading into a pasture or enclosure about a quarter mile ahead. Still intrigued, the man turns onto the dirt drive and sees a sign "Texas A&M Agricultural Research Station" posted. He pulls into the fenced enclosure and sees dozens of three-legged chickens, happily pecking at the ground with about a half a dozen college students slinging feed from buckets around them. He sees an older gentleman with a lab coat and clipboard. Figuring he's in charge, he approaches and says -
Man: "Excuse me, sir. What is this place?"
Lab Coat: "This an aTm research facility."
Man: "So, what's with the three-legged chickens?"
Lab Coat: "You noticed that, huh? Well, our research has shown that children's favorite piece of chicken is the drumstick. This project seeks to increase the yield of chicken legs by 50%. We've also done some genetic modifications to try and improve the taste, as well."
Man: "That's amazing work, really. Do they taste better?"
Lab Coat: "No clue. We haven't caught one, yet."
This post was edited on 11/26/14 at 5:03 pm
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Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:33 pm to Ace Midnight
I have lived in Texas most of my life, other than the 2 years in LA, so I have heard many Aggie jokes over the years, but this is one that I have never forgotten since hearing it over 20 years ago:
Joe Fred was a favorite on campus and was finally about to graduate with a bachelor's degree after attending A&M for 10 years.
He was well liked by most every fellow student he had met over the years.
For his final exam, the Dean decided all his friends could see Joe Fred pass his final exam and graduate, so a microphone was placed at the 50 yard line of Kyle Field where Joe Fred was seated. The Dean also had a microphone, sat nearby and read Joe Fred's final question out loud so all the crowd could hear it.
"How much is 2 plus 2?"
Joe Fred looks nervously around, the crowd is quiet, no one says anything. Finally Joe Fred responds:
"FOUR!"
The crowd, all 90,000 plus, yells out to the Dean at the same time:
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Joe Fred was a favorite on campus and was finally about to graduate with a bachelor's degree after attending A&M for 10 years.
He was well liked by most every fellow student he had met over the years.
For his final exam, the Dean decided all his friends could see Joe Fred pass his final exam and graduate, so a microphone was placed at the 50 yard line of Kyle Field where Joe Fred was seated. The Dean also had a microphone, sat nearby and read Joe Fred's final question out loud so all the crowd could hear it.
"How much is 2 plus 2?"
Joe Fred looks nervously around, the crowd is quiet, no one says anything. Finally Joe Fred responds:
"FOUR!"
The crowd, all 90,000 plus, yells out to the Dean at the same time:
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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