re: So that was awkward

I moved right before my senior year of high school, so new school and all. We are at baseball practice doing some pitching drills.

Well a kid said something sort of sexual, and I hit him with a "That's not what your mom said last night."

Turns out his mother and father had been killed in a car accident like 6 months before. Which I learned in the seconds following the mom joke. He got very quiet and never really talked to me again.

How the hell was I supposed to know?