re: So is every Les Miles practice report from spring, summer, and weekly total BS?

Plenty of coaches do this. Hyperbole and flat out bullshite from spring practice happens everywhere. It's a running joke, if you happen to keep up with any team in addition to LSU. Sumlin straight up cancelled the spring game because he said they didn't need it.

You guys really seem to overvalue how much coaches care about your opinion. Any one of them will say what they need to say to make their job easier. Saban and Belichick do it by treating reporters like scum. Miles and Malzahn prettymuch just repeat the question in an affirmative way. As an adult fan, you shouldn't need someone to explain to you that coach speak is hardly ever honest.