re: Douchiest things people do in the gym

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Blow drying their balls in the locker room - I've seen multiple people doing it

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Guilty.

Us olds HATE moisture our taints, buttholes, cods, or the general vicinity. One day, you'll be old too. As you get there, you'll begin to understand that one life's simple pleasures is the feel of a properly dried and baby powdered sack/sack area. The dryness is extremely important, lest you wind up making crotch gravy with the powder.