re: What's the funniest thing you've come up with organically?

You mean besides the fact
that
you are a vapid, shallow,
dim, slow,
bimbo,
dunderhead,
sucks in bed,
petty mean
drama queen,
slowly degrading
as looks are fading
and the only cure
for your dying allure
is "Look at me! Look at me!"
hoping someone will see
but the bridges you've burned will come back to haunt you,
and in the end no one will want you,
A dried up husk who's soul is diseased,
Who can't keep a good thing they just up and leave,
And when every one you try to phone,
Won't answer, and you'll cry alone,
Because beauty fades, and you aren't clever,
Ugly's peripheral.

But bitch is forever.