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re: Poor Ole No Shoulders

Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:53 am to
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:53 am to
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Matthew 23:33 "You serpents, you brood of vipers, how will you escape the sentence of hell"?


The better verse describing why we are born with the snake hate is......


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Genesis 3:14King James Version (KJV)

14 And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and
dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:



I don't know if Mr. No-shoulders once at shoulders, but it's very clear that he once had legs.

Then, there's this, from one of the books that didn't make it into the Bible. Can't find the link, but it's for real.

"And when man cometh upon thee, he shall loath and hate thee, such that he screameth like a wounded sheep, taking measures to killeth your arse with shovels, sticks, and rimfire rifles".

Posted by tenfoe
Member since Jun 2011
6854 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:11 am to
We gonna pick and choose which Bible verses to reference when arguing for the killing of snakes now?
Posted by Judge Smails
Native Son of NELA
Member since Mar 2008
5519 posts
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:20 am to
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taking measures to killeth your arse with shovels, sticks, and rimfire rifles".


I don't care which side of the "great snake hate" debate you're on, that is funny.
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