re: 5 Real life soldiers who make Rambo look like a wimp

Audie Murphy was the real life Captain America. Was denied entry after faking a birth certificate and being turned down due to his physical stature and asthma or some shite. He finally got in cuz his arse wanted to kill some fricking Nazi's. He then wrecked shite across Europe becoming the most decorated soldier in US history. Oh Yeah!! In his movie, they left shite out because he thought people would think it was bullshite cuz it was so fricking badass and awesome. His shite was too fricking badass for fricking Hollywood. Think about that shite. 'Murica mf'ers!!!