re: The Ohio State University fires band director Jon Waters

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A female student sitting on laps and pretending to orgasm. This included her sitting on her
younger brother’s lap and pretending to orgasm on “make the Band night.” Her nickname
was “Squirt.”
? A female student thumping the ground with her foot and pretending to orgasm. Her nickname
was “Thumper.”
? Two females rubbing their chests together. Their nicknames were “Jewoobs” and “Tiggles.”
? A male student conducting a full-body demonstration of a flaccid penis becoming erect and
spitting candy. This trick was also occasionally performed with another female student who
pretended to stimulate the male student. His nickname was “Jizzy.”
? A student would act as if he was outside a strip club soliciting clientele, saying “girls, girls,
we have these types of girls.” His nickname was “Barker.”
? A male student scooting across the floor on his hindquarters. His nickname was “Taint
Brush.”
? A male student stamping other students’ foreheads with a penis stamp. His nickname was
“Mushroom Stamp.”
? A male student chanting, “haaaay, we want some pusssaay.” His nickname was “Captain
Dildo.”
? A female student pretending to be a vibrating sex toy. Her nickname was “ERV”, which
stood for “E Row Vibrator.”
? A female student would sing sexually explicit songs about someone. Her nickname was
“Tulsa.”

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