re: Getting screwed by a stripper twice - Bourbon Street trials and tribulations

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with a long wait in line at Acme Oyster House

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Why do people do this? Felix's is DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET and almost never a line - at least not like the lines at Acme.

Step 1 - see if there is a line at Acme.

Step 2 - if so, go to Felix's.

A child can remember these steps.