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re: Most truly awkward moment on a date you've ever had
Posted on 6/27/14 at 9:26 am to Darth_Vader
Posted on 6/27/14 at 9:26 am to Darth_Vader
Went out with this chick a few years ago, cute little blonde with a banging body. We hit it off pretty good and end up in the sack. To this day, she was the best lay I've ever had. We went at it for a while, then again the next morning.
Well, when it was time for me to roll out, she could no longer hold in all the cray cray she had been suppressing the night before.
Her: So what now?
Me: What do you mean?
Her: Where do we go from here?
Me: Um, let me see what I have going on but I'm sure we will get together again soon.
Her: No, that's not what I mean. I know we will hang out more.
Me: I'm confused, what are you looking for then?
Her: A commitment. I want to be with you.
Me: We've been on one date, I barely know you, I'm not quite ready for a commitment.
Her: But I love you and want to be with you, I need to know you aren't going to see other women.
Me: Whoa, this is getting weird. You're moving way too fast. I'm not even looking for a relationship right now.
She starts crying at this point and screaming at me. I don't recall she was saying, but she was pissed because I wasn't going to go into a committed relationship with her and I pointed out that she had already killed whatever chance there may have been of that happening.
So I end it with "I'm going to leave now" and left.
She still blew my phone up over the next couple of months.
Crazy Bitches
Well, when it was time for me to roll out, she could no longer hold in all the cray cray she had been suppressing the night before.
Her: So what now?
Me: What do you mean?
Her: Where do we go from here?
Me: Um, let me see what I have going on but I'm sure we will get together again soon.
Her: No, that's not what I mean. I know we will hang out more.
Me: I'm confused, what are you looking for then?
Her: A commitment. I want to be with you.
Me: We've been on one date, I barely know you, I'm not quite ready for a commitment.
Her: But I love you and want to be with you, I need to know you aren't going to see other women.
Me: Whoa, this is getting weird. You're moving way too fast. I'm not even looking for a relationship right now.
She starts crying at this point and screaming at me. I don't recall she was saying, but she was pissed because I wasn't going to go into a committed relationship with her and I pointed out that she had already killed whatever chance there may have been of that happening.
So I end it with "I'm going to leave now" and left.
She still blew my phone up over the next couple of months.
Crazy Bitches
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:10 am to Austin Cajun
Did it go something like this?
I'm not going to be ignored, Dan.
I'm not going to be ignored, Dan.
This post was edited on 6/27/14 at 10:13 am
Posted on 6/27/14 at 10:18 am to Austin Cajun
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So I end it with "I'm going to leave now" and left.
She still blew my phone up over the next couple of months.
Something is not quite right here... Good story, though.
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