re: How many red bulls have you drank in a short period of time? what happened?

I am not sure why everyone in the military loves the damn things, but I have a decently funny story.

Woke up at forestry camp to get ready for a field trip. Buddy was angry because he didn't have any red bull for the day. He normally drank a 6 pack a day. So we all get in the van and he makes us stop at a gas station. This was the only one within 5 miles and the only one for 30 miles the way we were going.

So dude gets out and the gas station didn't have any Red Bulls. He didn't know what Four Lokos were, but just bought a bunch because he knew they were energy drinks. So lunchtime rolls around, he is drunk as frick, and falls asleep and out of his chair at Boise Cascade presentation in front of the big wigs at the plant. Funny thing is that he was all cracked out a half a hour before that