re: There isn't a book I want to read any harder than this one.

This looks like the book me and my engineering buddy were dreaming up in college one drunken night.

We started trying to calculate the required nozzle velocity of expelled flatulence from an average male's anus that would lift the subject momentarily off of the ground.

We figured we could really get into the scientific nitty-gritty of any drunken argument.