re: John offers his salad for a blowjob

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Police Blotter

Two undercover policewomen running a prostitution sting in Dothan, Alabama, in October declined to arrest a john, around age 70, even though he attempted to procure their services three times. He first offered to give the women the three squirrels he had just shot, but they ignored him because it would have been too much trouble to store the evidence. A few minutes later he added the used refrigerator in his truck to the offer, but the officers again declined. On the third trip he finally offered cash: $6, but without the squirrels and refrigerator. The officers again declined to arrest him but said they would if he returned. He didn't.

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