re: Dumbest traffic ticket you've ever received?

Moving out to Vegas I was on a 2 lane road, passed a cop going the other way and he flipped a bitch and threw on his lights and pulled me over. Got out and asked if I knew how fast I was going. I said around 70 or so and he said 68, and asked if I knew what the speed limit was. I told him I thought it was 65 and he said yes it is. He ended up giving me a warning.

The dumbest ticket I ever got was an unsafe lane change. I watched a lot of Law and Order and contested it and I summed up the cop's testimony by asking him "so it's you're testimony that I, while in a lane designated as a passing lane by dotted white lines, turned on my turn signal, changed lanes without exceeding the speed limit or causing other cars around me to swerve or hit their brakes, passed a car and then got back into the previous lane after applying the opposite turn signal?" He said, well yes I guess. I just looked at the judge and shrugged my shoulders and she dismissed it.