re: Dumbest traffic ticket you've ever received?

Driving to the hospital semi emergency at 6:15 am no one on the road. Light turns yellow-red quickly and instead of slamming on the brakes stop the car with the bumper across the white line. Light turns green and I take off. 2 cops in store parking lot across the street take off like a bat out of hell and both run hot and pull me over for running a red light. Told them I did not run a red light--told me to tell that to the judge. What bullshite.