re: Boat launch comedy

College days, left one morning going duck hunting. Buddy said he'd drive so hooked the boat and took off. Coffee stop just before the ramp, got out and the boat was gone. 2" tongue on a 1-7/8" ball don't work. Found the boat sitting on the side of the road a few miles back like someone put it there. Changed ball, dug the mud out with a screw driver and shot a limit that morning.