re: Disability leeches and moochers

A blind man, a paraplegic, and a redneck are sitting in a bar when Jesus walks in.

The blind man tells the bartender: "I feel the presence of The Lord. Send him a cup of coffee, and put it on my tab."

The paraplegic tells the bartender: "I see that Jesus is sitting over there sipping coffee. Please send him a sandwich and put it on my bill."

The redneck asks the bartender: "Say, ain't that God's boy sittin' over there? Send him over a shot of Wild Turkey, tell him it's from me."

Jesus gets up and approaches the blind man: "Thank you for your generosity. It has been your salvation." He then touches the blind man's eyes, and suddenly, the blind man can see.

Jesus then approaches the paraplegic: "Thank you for your generosity. It has been your salvation." He then touches the legs of the paraplegic, who promptly jumps out of his wheelchair and dances a jig.

Jesus then approaches the redneck, who shouts: "DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M ON DISABILITY!!!"