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re: TD Music Board Original CopyPasta Thread
Posted on 5/9/14 at 1:02 am to Burt Reynolds
Posted on 5/9/14 at 1:02 am to Burt Reynolds
Oh, and I am a real lawyer. I've also really done all of the following things:
- been in non-public areas of the White House
- produced papers that were put into the hands of the President
- had my picture taken with the President
- attended a private briefing with the First Lady
- sat in the President's box at the Kennedy Center
- sat in the office chair of a well-known Presidential candidate
- had a private lunch with at least one Senator
- had lunch in the private Senate dining room
- been to a private party with two (different) Senators, and two political talk-show hosts
- had drinks with a (different) Senator in his chambers
- been told an off-color joke by a (different, and of course Republican) Senator
- represented three Members of Congress in communications with the public
- been one of four people in a meeting with the Mayor of a top-3 American city
- had drinks (and been at a Dead show) with the Deputy Mayor of a (different) top-3 American city
- been sought out as a source by one of the top reporters on cable news
And all of that was over a decade ago, before I turned 24.
- been in non-public areas of the White House
- produced papers that were put into the hands of the President
- had my picture taken with the President
- attended a private briefing with the First Lady
- sat in the President's box at the Kennedy Center
- sat in the office chair of a well-known Presidential candidate
- had a private lunch with at least one Senator
- had lunch in the private Senate dining room
- been to a private party with two (different) Senators, and two political talk-show hosts
- had drinks with a (different) Senator in his chambers
- been told an off-color joke by a (different, and of course Republican) Senator
- represented three Members of Congress in communications with the public
- been one of four people in a meeting with the Mayor of a top-3 American city
- had drinks (and been at a Dead show) with the Deputy Mayor of a (different) top-3 American city
- been sought out as a source by one of the top reporters on cable news
And all of that was over a decade ago, before I turned 24.
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Posted on 5/9/14 at 1:02 am to Burt Reynolds
Has that "little girl" look that some men really dig. Kinda like you're fricking a teenager before daddy comes home from work. You pull out because she doesn't even know what birth control is yet and end up jizzing all over her math homework. Then while you're cleaning it up you stumble upon a love letter written to her by Justin in homeroom and fly into a rage because if she's keeping something like that then there must be something going on, or maybe she secretly wants there to be. So you smack her around and then go home to the wife and kids and pretend like nothing happened. At 3am you sneak down into the kitchen to have your nightly glass of whiskey as you cry and wish you had the balls to finally kill yourself.
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