re: The first thing that pops in your head when you see a state license plate.

Texas - probably gonna get cut off
Mississippi - must be headed home
Alabama - winner or not, you can keep Saban
Arkansas - I NEVER see arkansas
Georgia - is it a sexy blonde with a southern accent?
Florida - gtfo of louisiana
Tennessee - really need to go to thwir stadium one day
South Carolina - RIP good buddy
North Carolina - god your state is ghetto
Kentucky - wonder if it has teeth
Missouri - my n***a
Oklahoma - how are those twisters
Kansas - bet they miss corn
New Mexico - that drive across texas sucks
Arizona - lucky offroad driving bitches
California - is that a Louisiana Plate
Nevada - that drive across texas sucks
Oregon - jesus thats far
Washington - is that a new louisiana plate?
Idaho - "these watermelon cordials are the bomb...diggity"
Montana - these consistently paved interstates must be a shock
Wyoming - lucky bitches
Nebraska - RIP buddy
Illinois - gtfo of my state
Indiana - god you're shitty drivers
Ohio - bet they are drunk
Virginia/west virgina - dickbags
Maryland - wtf is in maryland
New york - yellow plate having bitches
Pennsylvania - are they philadelphia or pennsyltucky?
Rhode Island - my parish takes longer to drive across than your state
Connecticut - dick bags
New hampshire - bet they are drunk
Maine - drunk!
Delaware - assholes
New Jersey - wish we had toll roads every ten feet just for new jersey people
Michigan - I KNOW you're drunk
Utah - RIP trace
Alaska - we really have to make that 4000 mile drive...soon.

If the state isnt listed... I havent been there and dont think anything in particular when I see them.