re: Is it time for yard work yet?

I'm thinking about setting my yard on fire and installing a sprinkler system that sprays a mixture of round-up and diesel so nothing grows. frick, frick FUUUUUUCKK YARD WORK. There's nothing more boring than walking around in circles with a lawnmower for an hour and a half, and that's only half the fricking work...every week. I imagine people who enjoy this also like to shove bamboo chutes under their fingernails.