re: Po folk can't afford the luxury of Red Lobster no mo

I can relate. I grew up in middle Tennessee. No shrimp or lobsters for at least 500 miles. My grandfather would always take us to Red Lobster. I enjoyed it before I moved down near the coast. After living here for 10 years, you'd have to pay me to go to Red Lobster. In the meantime, seafood options in Middle Tennessee have improved drastically. I'd imagine other land locked markets have seen similar increases in seafood quality.