re: Awkward moments at the movies

Was at the Rave. Got up to go use the bathroom in the middle of the movie and got my feet got tangled up with two people and I lost my balance. To keep from busting my butt I instinctively reached down to brace myself. Unfortunately my hand landed on some dudes crotch. It took me about 3 seconds to regain my balance so I had to Push myself off of his crotch to stand back up. I was so embarrassed and considered not returning to the seat